tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch, via fellatioutboy)

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awkwardgatsby:

never—lose-your-mind:

hey nice to meet ya itt: We Heart It.

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

(via bewbin)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via bewbin)

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink
a short doctor who episode by steven moffat

coffee-iv:

[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]

Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE

Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE

[duramtic pause]

Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN

[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]

(via sonicslytherin)

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1730 /
misscannabliss:

l0stkeys:

Live Moss Carpet is a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath.

holy fuck
THEME.